About Catzrcute: "So the guy comes up and he's like, 'what's that?' and he goes, 'It's a wee incense holder and you put incense in and you burn it; it catches your ash like that,' and the man goes 'PFF,' and he walks away. Five, ten minutes later, he comes back and asks, 'so what's that?' and the man goes, 'well, I've just told you; it's an incense holder and you put the incense and you burn it and it catches the ash,' and the man goes, 'PFF,' and walks away. Comes back ten minutes later, 'so what's that?'--'Well, I tell you what, it's a bowl of soup,' and he goes, 'No, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BOWL OF SOUP.'" "Why're you dressed like that?" "Why're you dressed like that?" Peace, love, egg. "I literally don't give a nun's hymen why you're doing it; just do it." Notice me, Senpai. Hey, nobody likes a quitter! "Whoa, there, Grabby McFondleTits! I think you need a longer time-out!" "Welcome to FUCK YOU." --Cry That chicken is sexy. I became a butterfly. Don't be a salad. Be the best goddamn broccoli you could ever be! It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS. "Hey, wanna hear a story? GO FUCK YOURSELF! :D" --Pewdiepie "Bald men doth know a lotta shit." --Pewdiepie "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." Rub some bacon on it. "The inside of your brain is a deathtrap, isn't it?" --Kikai "I just ran out of fucks to give." --Pewdiepie "If it doesn't open, headbutt that shit!" --Pewdiepie "To, too, and two each have different correct contextual meanings... You know what? Fuck it. Type like a retard." Well, I do hate when Aquaman ejaculates on my countertops.